fuckyeahloldemort:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

orgasmic-humor:

She threw her tampon.
That’s just sick.

i know what im gonna do in my next fight

her reaction when she realised what was thrown at her omg

pandasproblems:

when I’m hungry but too lazy to move


Title: Oh Well, Oh Well
Artist: Mayday Parade
Played: 19 times

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

michaxl:

did you say walk

diaryofacountrygirl:

This ones for callingdibs