If you laugh, you lose →
laughcentre: revolve: zachlilley: page seven got me…beat that lol i lost at 3 tbh AAHAHAHHA lost it at the first page omg. pg 12
d3florate: psychoprism: yoloween: hail satan rain satan snow satan tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
yyoutuberss: having to write emails to your teachers is the worst like i have no idea whether just to be really proper and articulate or just go “yo wassup my nigga”
As a child I felt myself to be alone, and I am still, because I know things and...– C.G. Jung (via setbabiesonfire)
deancasotp: simonmarshallcolfer: so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
freyjas: (strums a G chord) pay attention to me and compliment me and love me but not too much so it’s not overbearing and make sure you’re always there to remind me every waking second that i’m not a complete piece of shit
It occurred to me the other day to wonder at the discrepancy in wages that I pay...– These vintage letters to pioneering feminist magazine Ms. bespeak both how far we’ve come in some ways and how little has changed in others. (via explore-blog)
jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
rosaparking: im not saying straight guys are all dicks its just theres certain things most straight guys suck at and one of them is comforting girls in certain situations
basemental: please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
I want a guy who is sweet and tender but isnt afraid to spank me so hard it leaves bruises
lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees